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I know there have been quite a few of these but i havent seen alot in a while and there always fun...

You try to use "elvish magic" on the feril animals at work (that was a painful discovery of knowing that my magic is a little rusty... practice makes perfect)

You have named your car Shelob just because its huge and scary *only when i drive it*

you switch into the english class that reads Lord of the Rings (British Lit.) just so you can get the "A" (senioritus ROCKS!) keep it going...

Pohibition comes to the shire!

"So keep on pretending
Our heaven's worth the waiting
Keep on pretending, it's alright
So keep on pretending
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Keep on pretending, it's alright"-Him

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You agonize over the right trim for your Galadhrim cloak.

You make a website for Ngila Dickson to get an Oscar.

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That's right, UNY claims Haldir for her own.
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- You skip school to go shopping for fabrics for the 5 costumes you're sewing for trilogy tuesday

- During lessons you compulsively draw stuff like the Gondorian standart, the ring inscription, your name in elvish etc on all handouts.

Unicorn said:


You make a website for Ngila Dickson to get an Oscar.


Ngila is a genius, and no one else would deserve that oscar more! Is the page online yet?

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You keep staring at your rotk ticket, whistling the lotr soundtrack.

You consider dressing up as Gollum for the opening night, cuz people like your sister will dress up as frodo and you don't have enough time to sew your own costume...!

The Lord Of The Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien

The Dark Tower by Stephen King

And shepards we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In nomine patrie et fili et spiritu sancti.

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rmnon said:

- During lessons you compulsively draw stuff like the Gondorian standart, the ring inscription, your name in elvish etc on all handouts.


I try to figure out the shape of my costume.

rmnon said:

Ngila is a genius, and no one else would deserve that oscar more! Is the page online yet?


Kinda. I haven't updated it in a while.

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That's right, UNY claims Haldir for her own.
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when the naboughs complain they are hearing to much howard shore coming from your house

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when you get yourself a "lord of the rings" tattoo.

The Lord Of The Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien

The Dark Tower by Stephen King

And shepards we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In nomine patrie et fili et spiritu sancti.

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Cosmo_Kramer said:

when the naboughs complain they are hearing to much howard shore coming from your house


If they have even a smidgen of taste, they'll ask you to turn it up.

I've been hearing some really good things about this soundtrack.

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That's right, UNY claims Haldir for her own.
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- Before doing anything, you must yell "FOR ROHAN!!!"

- You insist on carring a sword wherever you go, just in case you see some orcs.

- You never touch any rings just in case sauron is trying to draw you in.

- Every time you see someone on horse back you have an urge to yell "What news from the mark?"

- You see flocks of birds and believe Saruman is watching you.

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rmnon said:

- your name in elvish etc on all handouts.


i'm among my own!! (jk)

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-when you stay up till midnight to get tickets

-when you turn you head when you heard the word "elf", "hobbit" or "orcs"

-(when you spend all you time in the message board for this movie)

~some people exist only becasue its illegal to kill them

~The eternal conundrum of school: attending class is detrimental to my sanity, while not attending class is detrimental to my grades

~i don't suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it

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- when you try to decifer the dwarfish runes on the map infront of The Hobbit

- when you try to learn elvish

-when people tell you to shut up about LOTR

-when you wear "the ring" 24/7

-debate your english teacher about LOTR if you read The Hobbit or and LOTR in english

- try to decifer what your "ring" says in elvish during class

- people call you "elf" after they meet you

- when people ask you everyday "so how many days does LOTR come out?

~some people exist only becasue its illegal to kill them

~The eternal conundrum of school: attending class is detrimental to my sanity, while not attending class is detrimental to my grades

~i don't suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it

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-When you correct people on how they say Aragorn(they say Aragon). It makes me want to choke them. LOL

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Starwars411 said:

-When you correct people on how they say Aragorn(they say Aragon). It makes me want to choke them. LOL


hah i used to say it like that! like when fotr came out (before i was obsessed). you can't blame those kinda people who say it like that who aren't obsessed because it DOES sound like aragon! the only reason it sounds like aragorn is b/c their accents. you'd think that that's how they say it in their accent but in an american accent it would just be aragon.. anyways, im getting to carried away. atleast thats how it is for some of the people i know..

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-When you stare at your parents wedding bands and try to throw them in the fire and find a hidden inscription
-When you say "my precious" to the bands
-When you hear someone WHISPER the words "Lord of the Rings."
-When you incessantly try to act out the trailer for your friends (with man made music, this can be quite fun).

"Do not be afraid...And don't forget...You are the one who will open the door..."

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-People come to you for news/info about LotR and the movies.

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That's right, UNY claims Haldir for her own.
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Radius said:


-When you hear someone WHISPER the words "Lord of the Rings."
-When you incessantly try to act out the trailer for your friends (with man made music, this can be quite fun).


too true

~some people exist only becasue its illegal to kill them

~The eternal conundrum of school: attending class is detrimental to my sanity, while not attending class is detrimental to my grades

~i don't suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it

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Unicorn said:

-People come to you for news/info about LotR and the movies.


sooo True

"Do you want me to tell you whats happening or do you need a box"

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Im an elf lotr said:

I know there have been quite a few of these but i havent seen alot in a while and there always fun...

You try to use "elvish magic" on the feril animals at work (that was a painful discovery of knowing that my magic is a little rusty... practice makes perfect)

You have named your car Shelob just because its huge and scary *only when i drive it*

you switch into the english class that reads Lord of the Rings (British Lit.) just so you can get the "A" (senioritus ROCKS!) keep it going...


hello! I had to grin, because I named my printer at work "gollum". It is a HP Laserjet. A minute or so after the last thing I print it makes a noise that doesn't sound mechanical--it sounds like "gollum" . I made co-workers come in my office just to listen to the printer In a great gesture of understanding, my assistant manager named his home computer " smeagol".

Me and my son were at our favorite restaurant, and one of the waitresses was talking about her new puppy. She said she wanted to name it "precious" but her husband disagreed. My son and I looked at each other and busted up laughing. She looked puzzled and I had to explain that I had just purchased the Two Towers DVD and an image of the puppy saying " my precious" in the gollum voice was too funny! She just shrugged and said, "Nope, I haven't seen it.

Most of my friends don't even get surprised anymore when I point out birds that seem to be hovering around us. They think I need to get out more.

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when you shave off all your dogs hair and pull it through the streets on a piece of string randomly shouting. tell me the way gollumn i cant do this without you...


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These are always fun to re-read...

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."
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Rostron2 said:

These are always fun to re-read...

Aye... they are.



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You keep buying fabric for more dresses/outfits but get burned out on figuring out the pattern in Visio.

You use a computer program for flow charts to make dress patterns.

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That's right, UNY claims Haldir for her own.
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... you name your van the 'Wraithmobile.'



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when you nearly get in a fist fight when someone says the LOTR movies are stupid, seriously though, we watched it in class and they complained the entire movie. i just about punched her in the face.

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- You can't help join in any conversation you overhear in a movie line about LOTR.

(I really need to quit doing this)

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DwayneHicks said:

when you nearly get in a fist fight when someone says the LOTR movies are stupid, seriously though, we watched it in class and they complained the entire movie. i just about punched her in the face.


Rostron2 said:

- You can't help join in any conversation you overhear in a movie line about LOTR.

(I really need to quit doing this)

Man this is really sad... I do both of those things.



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You try salted pork...and like it

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Vincent_Vega said:

when you get yourself a "lord of the rings" tattoo.


LOL.
I have several designs. Now all I have to do is save up for them!

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  • You buy yourself the One Ring, and vow to convince your husband-to-be (when you find him) to have it as your wedding rings
  • You name your house "Bag End" and convince your parents to paint the front door green
  • You tell all your family that all you want for Xmas is spending money to fund your trip the Middle Earth (Yay! I'll be there in early Feb)
  • You name your pet fish Gollum
  • You find an excuse to quote LOTR in every situation e.g:
    Mum: What do you want for dinner?
    Me: PO - TA - TOES!!
  • You convince your younger sister to buy you the Evenstar and Leaf of Lorien (which she did, and I love her dearly for it )

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    *You've really run out of new topics for the board!

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