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| Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King |
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| Currently using Chupa as a toothpick???
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| POSTED Wednesday, August 20, 2003 11:43:37 PM |
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| REPLIED Wednesday, August 20, 2003 11:47:14 PM |
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| REPLIED Thursday, August 21, 2003 01:09:13 AM |
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| REPLIED Thursday, August 21, 2003 06:05:18 AM |
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| REPLIED Thursday, August 21, 2003 11:07:19 AM |
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AI_Webcam said:
fuzzball eh? Personally I think betting on Chupa is a sure thing. ALL FEAR THE WRATH OF THE CHUPACABRA.
Pah! And so it begins....
Meanwhile 10,000 orcs march to the countingdown stronghold of AI's Deep
Orc No 3466: Why has the Great Lord Saru...er...ichi ordered us to do this?
Orc No 2364: Something about painfully killing a pesky moggy I think.
Orc No 3466: 10,000 Orcs seems a bit excessive don't you think?
Orc No 2364: Have you never seen a bond film?!!!! Every great evil genius creates a hideously over the top plan to defeat his nemesis. They never fail.
Orc No 3466: Why doesn't he just spend five minutes doing a p/shop manip as usual
Orc No 2364: I think he's just a little bored at work.
Pacifist Orc: I have a bad feeling about this
Orc No 3466: Who are you??
Pacifist Orc: Every good war film has to have a pacifist fighting with the troops
Orc No 3466: Er....ooookkaaayyy
Deep inside the Deep
Chupa: I'm scared
Evil Crystal: Me too, what if ichi discovers we're really about as scary as the Timon and Pumba from Disney's Lion King.
Chupa: I need a hug *pathetic sob*
The Orcs arrive at the gates of the Deep
ichi: Halt! *rings doorbell* Hallo!
Kit-Kat: Allo! Who is eet?
ichi: It is King ichi, and these are my Orcs of the RotK board. Whose Deep is this?
Kit-Kat: This is the Deep of my master, AI de Webcam.
ichi: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by the almighty P. Shop with a sacred quest. If she will give us Chupacabra for torturing, she can have our hostage Aragorn
Kit-Kat: Well, I'll ask her, but I don't think she'll be very keen. Uh, she's already got one, you see.
ichi: What?
Durbatuluruk-hai: He says they've already got one!
ichi: Are you sure he's got one?
Kit-Kat: Oh, yes. He's very nice-a
ichi: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
Kit-Kat: Of course not! You are Orcish types-a!
ichi: Well, what are you, then?
Kit-Kat: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!
Durbatuluruk-hai: No you're not, you're American!
Kit-Kat: Mind your own business!
ichi: If you don't give us the cat, we shall take your Deep by force!
Kit-Kat: You don't frighten us, Orcish pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called ichi King, you and all your silly Orcish k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
Durbatuluruk-hai: What a strange person.
ichi: : Now look here, my good woman--
Kit-Kat: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Durbatuluruk-hai: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
Kit-Kat: No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
ichi: Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.
Ghost of Blipvert: You do realise that's the second time you've used a Monty Python Parody for one of these.
ichi: Yeah, gotta luv em
Ghost of Blipvert: True, still find some new jokes you stupid plagiarist!
Unicorn: GET ON WITH THE MANIPS!!!
ichi: Oh, sorry, jeez, you'll be wanting me to do that other sig banner next
All Peter Jackson has to decide, is what to cut in the time that is given to him
"At last the companions turned away, and never again looking back they rode slowly homewards; and they spoke no word to one another... but each had great comfort in his friends on the long grey road."
"After all it wouldn't do, would it, to give away any details of the plot of the most-read book of the twentieth century!" - Ian McKellen
ichi@countingdown.com |
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| REPLIED Thursday, August 21, 2003 11:15:17 AM |
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ROMA said:
Go ICHI. I'm with you.
come on who else is on Ichi side lets give him a hand
Can i bring Aragorn with me ??
Thanks Roma, bout time I had some support! I might be needing your sword some time soon, anyway on with the carnage, this time in technicolor.
Suddenly AI's Deep is destroyed by an almighty explosion whilst a grappling hook plunges into the heart of the Deep
ichi: Shock and Awe baby yeah!
Orc No 3466: What did you need us for if you were just going to blow the place up?
ichi: No idea, why don't you go and fight those Legolas clones left over from Blip's party, and pull back that hook, I think we've caught something, here fishy fisshessss.
ichi: So here we are furballs, the final (not likely) showdown!
Chupa: Don't make me angry
ichi: Oh and why not?
Chupa: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!
ichi: I don't like you now
Chupa: ITS TIME FOR CHUPAHULKRA!!!!
ichi: Hahahahahahaha rolflmao! That's terrible, those graphics are almost as bad as ILM's! Maybe you should talk to your boss and ask for a part in Shrek 2!
Chupa: I knew I should have gone to Weta.
ichi: Right I've had enough of this
KERPOW
SMACK
MEOWWW
AKKK
BANG
WALLOP
SLASH
CUT
RIP
BOUNCE
NOOOOOO
SPLAT
All Peter Jackson has to decide, is what to cut in the time that is given to him
"At last the companions turned away, and never again looking back they rode slowly homewards; and they spoke no word to one another... but each had great comfort in his friends on the long grey road."
"After all it wouldn't do, would it, to give away any details of the plot of the most-read book of the twentieth century!" - Ian McKellen
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ichi said:
ichi: : Now look here, my good woman--
Kit-Kat: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Durbatuluruk-hai: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
Kit-Kat: No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
ichi: Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.
Ghost of Blipvert: You do realise that's the second time you've used a Monty Python Parody for one of these.
ichi: Yeah, gotta luv em
Ghost of Blipvert: True, still find some new jokes you stupid plagiarist!
Unicorn: GET ON WITH THE MANIPS!!!
ichi: Oh, sorry, jeez, you'll be wanting me to do that other sig banner next
RIGHT THEN! this thread has become entirely too silly!
my lawyers' lawyers will be contacting the lawyers of the lawyers representing the lawyers of your grandmother concerning your blatant plagiarism
"Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few"- Winston Churchill
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Oh sure, I have been having to deal with dungeon hell, running in early for meetings, and the same virus joy all week and I find this! Good thing today is friday and I have a weekend full of retaliation plans...
