Honestly, I think this is the most ridiculous storyline I've ever heard of. What, in the past few years of moviemaking, has caused us to actually look forward to this movie while keeping a straight face?! It must have been gradual, because I was under the impression that movies were actually getting better!
But here we've got a movie about a giant submarine/drill taking people thousands of miles into the MOLTEN (that means 'so hot that ROCKS melt') core of the earth. Why? Because we - through high technology, black magic and a special blend of herbs and spices - created some earthquake-inducing superweapon. Why? To indiscriminately tear apart portions of the surface of the earth that house people that don't like us. Or something. Why? Because the moviemakers needed SOME reason to send people into the MOLTEN (Sorry, it's just stupid) core of the planet.
And, as we all know, earthquakes - when they get really bad - cause ELECTRICAL STORMS!!! This whole movie will be one embarrassingly horrible idea after another. That and the acting displayed in the preview was, how should I put it - terrifyingly bland and unbelievable? This movie is going to last two weeks, and someone's going to lose their job. But hey, I could be wrong. The movie hasn't come out yet. Maybe LOTS of people will lose their jobs.
Uh-huh, if you were outside all day, what color is the sky? ... That's the thing with the legs, right? - Tycho, www.penny-arcade.com |
I`m just telling it like it is
