Top 10 reasons T.O. wanted to kill himself
1. The finger he broke is the one he uses to point to himself.
2. After much research, he discovered that there is, in fact, no "I" in "TEAM".
3. He found out that despite his best efforts, there are still 6 people on the planet who think "T.O." stands for "time out" in the world of sports.
4. He ran out of wall space for all the pictures of himself.
5. He heard more people worship God than him and wanted to check out the competition.
6. After taxes, it turns out there are only 16 million reasons why he should live.
7. His new driveway isn't big enough to accommodate an entire media circus while he does his sit-ups.
8. Even the state of Texas isn't big enough for both him and his ego.
9. The NFL has vowed to strictly enforce the new 23 minute touchdown celebration limit.
10. Hey, he's a Cowboy. Wouldn't you kill yourself?
February 3, 1959
The Day The Music Died |
