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POSTED Wednesday, August 24, 2005 08:15:56 AM Delete post? (Moderator ONLY)
here are some of my favorite lines and scenes from the movie: (if u plan on seeing it, don't read any of them)

Cal: Y'know Andy, I thought u were a serial killer at first

Andy: *laughs*

Cal: I'm not joking. but anyway i've started to like u

Andy: o, thanks

****
Hindu guy: yknow andy, life isn't about dirty sanchez, or cherry pie, or hitlers, or any of that, its not about ***** liking and **** ****ing, yknow what i mean u know... not about ass raping or rug munching or any of that its about love, get what im saying?

andy: yea, sort of
*******

black guy: hey, are how old are u, like 183?

hindu guy: why dont u go **** yourself *******?

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burnz92 said:

here are some of my favorite lines and scenes from the movie: (if u plan on seeing it, don't read any of them)

Cal: Y'know Andy, I thought u were a serial killer at first

Andy: *laughs*

Cal: I'm not joking. but anyway i've started to like u

Andy: o, thanks

****
Hindu guy: yknow andy, life isn't about dirty sanchez, or cherry pie, or hitlers, or any of that, its not about ***** liking and **** ****ing, yknow what i mean u know... not about ass raping or rug munching or any of that its about love, get what im saying?

andy: yea, sort of
*******

black guy: hey, are how old are u, like 183?

hindu guy: why dont u go **** yourself *******?


what r ur favorite lines?

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I don't have any so far, but i'm going to see this movie this weekend - so i'll get back to you!

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"I'm painting your silver pants blue."




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"Know how I knew you were gay? You like Coldplay. "

So wrong, 'cause I like Coldplay.


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REPLIED Sunday , September 11, 2005 07:09:34 PM Delete post? (Moderator ONLY)
Another one: "I'm a virgin. I always have been."

Duh!


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REPLIED Friday , January 06, 2006 07:55:54 PM Delete post? (Moderator ONLY)
I have only seen the UNRATED version. this is my favorite line.


Andy:"How are you?"

Lady:"Fine."

Andy:"Are you fine?"

Lady:"Yeah."

Andy:"Oh, so you're fine then."

Lady:"OMG, Are you f****** retarded?"

Andy:"Do you want me to be f****** retarded?''

Gotta love that part! LMAO


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1. Transformers 2 - 10/10
2. The Hangover - 10/10
3. 2012 - 9.5/10
4. Paranormal Activity - 9.5/10
5. Fast and Furious - 9.5/10
6. Friday the 13th - 8/10
7. Monsters vs Aliens - 8/10
8. Wolverine - 8/10
9. Terminator 4 - 8/10
10. Law Abiding Citizen - 8/10
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"Do you have protection?"

"No I dont like guns"


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Look up the word hypocrite in the dictionary, and you'll see Matacron written next to it.
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bmw_666 said:

"Do you have protection?"

"No I dont like guns"
LMAO


Best of 2009:

1. Transformers 2 - 10/10
2. The Hangover - 10/10
3. 2012 - 9.5/10
4. Paranormal Activity - 9.5/10
5. Fast and Furious - 9.5/10
6. Friday the 13th - 8/10
7. Monsters vs Aliens - 8/10
8. Wolverine - 8/10
9. Terminator 4 - 8/10
10. Law Abiding Citizen - 8/10
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REPLIED Friday , January 06, 2006 08:22:07 PM Delete post? (Moderator ONLY)
(in an extremely white person voice) Andy: You oughta keep your ho on a leash!


"The people who made [Firefly], and the people who saw the show, which is roughly the same number of people, fell in love with it, a little bit too much to let it go, too much to lay down arms when when the battle looked pretty much lost. In Hollywood, people like that are called unrealistic, quixotic, obsessive... In my world, they're called Browncoats."
-Joss Whedon, creator of Firefly/ Serenity

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bmw_666 said:

"Do you have protection?"

"No I dont like guns"
Haha, I love that line!It's hilarious!!


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REPLIED Wednesday, January 11, 2006 07:16:04 PM Delete post? (Moderator ONLY)
ooh i also like this line


Black Woman: So you wrote ho fo sho

Andy: She was a ho, for show


Best of 2009:

1. Transformers 2 - 10/10
2. The Hangover - 10/10
3. 2012 - 9.5/10
4. Paranormal Activity - 9.5/10
5. Fast and Furious - 9.5/10
6. Friday the 13th - 8/10
7. Monsters vs Aliens - 8/10
8. Wolverine - 8/10
9. Terminator 4 - 8/10
10. Law Abiding Citizen - 8/10
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pimpjoe_esb said:

"Know how I knew you were gay? You like Coldplay. "

So wrong, 'cause I like Coldplay.
u know how i know you're gay, you like do coldplay. Just Kidding, i only said that cause it was in the movie, u know im kidding.


Best of 2009:

1. Transformers 2 - 10/10
2. The Hangover - 10/10
3. 2012 - 9.5/10
4. Paranormal Activity - 9.5/10
5. Fast and Furious - 9.5/10
6. Friday the 13th - 8/10
7. Monsters vs Aliens - 8/10
8. Wolverine - 8/10
9. Terminator 4 - 8/10
10. Law Abiding Citizen - 8/10
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