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DOA: Dead or Alive BOARD Home   Dead or Alive Forum NEW POST REPLY Who's Here? None in this thread. 56 users total online. Moderators: Nobody yet!. PSM talks DOA and more Xenos Member THE LAND THAT TIME FORGOT POSTS: 30057 MEMBER SINCE: 2000-08-21 READ MY PROFILE ADD TO FRIENDS VOTE FOR ME E-MAIL ME POSTED Friday , April 07, 2006 09:09:28 AM In a brilliant masterstroke of casting, former WWE superstar Kevin Nash plays Bass, a charter that was initaly a balant rip-off of his good buddy, Hulk Hogan. Videogame movies still sucking Not shocking: Another game is being made into an awful movie. More shocking: Game-slating director Uwe Boll has nothing to do with it. In the dubious tradition of Double Dragon and Street Fighter, DOA is set to implode in theaters this fall. Marketed under the the tired premise of "These girls kick ass!!!" DOA comes coplete with such groan-worthy diaiogue as "perfect.. i broke another nail" You'd think that. if such flops like Catwoman, Bloodrayne and Aeon Flux have taught us anything, it's that ass-kicking girls kick a very low amount of ass at the box office. Curiosly, the series signature element - big, bouncing bazoonbas - are nowhere to be seen. Although the movie's trailer does show off a fair amount of skin, the filmmakers have significantly "downsized" the games' star attraction. Whether or not the film will match the series' requisite number of up-skirt panty-flashes per minute remains to be seen. Admittedly, the most we've seen of this movie are a few screens and the trailer, but, c'mon... just look at it. If DOA ends up being any fun at all, it's sure to be of the "we're laughing at you, not with you" varaity. We'll try to keep an open mind when we see the film... on DVD... if somone lends it to us. Oh, it get worse... Next up, Bloodrayne and HOTD director Uwe Boll returns to what he does best: killing the dreams of movie-loving gamers. Boll's claims of being offerd a Metal Gear movie have thankfully been debunked, but nothing will save Postal, Hunter: The Reckoning, Fear Effect and Far Cry from a full-on Bolling over the next two years. The Omnipotent Moderator and resident Demon Slayer. http://www.facebook.com/p rofile.php?id=10000011932 3062&ref=profile Edit  Reply w/quote Xenos Member THE LAND THAT TIME FORGOT POSTS: 30057 MEMBER SINCE: 2000-08-21 READ MY PROFILE ADD TO FRIENDS VOTE FOR ME E-MAIL ME REPLIED Wednesday, April 12, 2006 11:08:41 AM Hello *Echo echo echo* The Omnipotent Moderator and resident Demon Slayer. http://www.facebook.com/p rofile.php?id=10000011932 3062&ref=profile Edit Reply w/Quote Xenos Member THE LAND THAT TIME FORGOT POSTS: 30057 MEMBER SINCE: 2000-08-21 READ MY PROFILE ADD TO FRIENDS VOTE FOR ME E-MAIL ME REPLIED Wednesday, May 03, 2006 08:26:37 AM Dang still no response. That sucks! The Omnipotent Moderator and resident Demon Slayer. http://www.facebook.com/p rofile.php?id=10000011932 3062&ref=profile Edit Reply w/Quote ryu69 Member birmingham,in POSTS: 79 MEMBER SINCE: 2005-03-27 READ MY PROFILE ADD TO FRIENDS VOTE FOR ME E-MAIL ME REPLIED Wednesday, May 03, 2006 09:07:05 AM booga booga now therees ya response Edit Reply w/Quote Xenos Member THE LAND THAT TIME FORGOT POSTS: 30057 MEMBER SINCE: 2000-08-21 READ MY PROFILE ADD TO FRIENDS VOTE FOR ME E-MAIL ME REPLIED Wednesday, May 10, 2006 08:07:25 AM I was looking for an inteligent response. The Omnipotent Moderator and resident Demon Slayer. http://www.facebook.com/p rofile.php?id=10000011932 3062&ref=profile Edit Reply w/Quote Master X 24 Member Hephzibah,GA POSTS: 210 MEMBER SINCE: 2005-11-16 READ MY PROFILE ADD TO FRIENDS VOTE FOR ME E-MAIL ME REPLIED Wednesday, May 10, 2006 11:27:31 AM DOA will be garbage just like most of the game movies are. Motal Kombat 1 and tomb raider 1 were the best ones yet and thats not saying much. Resident Evil sucked ok i have no idea why people think its a good movie. AS for HALO it could be the first GREAT game movie microsost and bungie (aka the makers of the best selling game ever 2 million in one day ) are on board for the movie and approved the story for it so u know it will have a true game story plus Peter Jackson (aka LOTRs ) is producing it I think they wouldnt let it suck plus with Halo 3 coming out in 07 HD DVD's: 115, Player: HD A2, HD A3, 360 add on BLu ray's: 40, Player: PS3 Xbox Live: Master X 24 PSN: MX117 " TARGET=_blank=http://profile.mygamerca rd.net/Master+X+24 Edit Reply w/Quote Xenos Member THE LAND THAT TIME FORGOT POSTS: 30057 MEMBER SINCE: 2000-08-21 READ MY PROFILE ADD TO FRIENDS VOTE FOR ME E-MAIL ME REPLIED Friday , May 12, 2006 07:25:07 AM True theres no doubt that DOA will suck. But it might be mildly entertaing unlike Uwe Boll's **** assed movies. The Omnipotent Moderator and resident Demon Slayer. http://www.facebook.com/p rofile.php?id=10000011932 3062&ref=profile Edit Reply w/Quote NEW POST REPLY

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