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How to Speak Brokeback for Dummies
Lebowski
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POSTED Wednesday, March 29, 2006 07:55:49 AM Delete post? (Moderator ONLY)
Okay, now what are the rules for speaking Brokeback? We all know that in order to be a true Brokie, you have to get all of the "ism"s down and use them frequently.

-- If you are impatient with someone, it is customary to say: "Whatta ya waitin' for, cowboy? A matin' call?"

-- Double negatives are imperative.

-- Sheep are called "woolies."

-- "Ketchup" is a catch-all word for every type of condiment.

"Let me explain something to you. Um ... I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski ... I'm 'The Dude' ... so that's what you call me. You know, that or uh ... 'His Dudeness' ... or uh ... 'Duder' ... or 'El Duderino' if you're not into the whole brevity thing."


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REPLIED Wednesday, March 29, 2006 08:32:40 AM Delete post? (Moderator ONLY)
- To get skinny-assed cowboys out of your trailer, start a phone call and glare at them until they bolt.

- Stop your wife from asking for cigarettes, and thus frustrating your secret tryst by always having smokes in the pocket of your blue shirt.

- Alleviate your ex-wife's suspicions by telling her she 'don't know nothin'

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REPLIED Wednesday, March 29, 2006 11:24:06 AM Delete post? (Moderator ONLY)
Just twitch the edge of your mouth.

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REPLIED Wednesday, March 29, 2006 11:26:11 AM Delete post? (Moderator ONLY)
- When you want to mate with a cowboy, sidle up beside him and ask, "What ya waitin fer? A matin call?"

Hi Elle!!!!

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REPLIED Wednesday, March 29, 2006 11:31:48 AM Delete post? (Moderator ONLY)
--well, an easy one would be to end every other sentence with a good, biting, "hunh?"

--be sure to drop all "g's" and turn "of" into "a"

--most of all, just don't say much and you'll be speakin' brokie like a pro!


Hi all!! I am going to try a few more times before giving my opinion...

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REPLIED Wednesday, March 29, 2006 11:33:49 AM Delete post? (Moderator ONLY)
So great to see you too Jenny - ya'll are quick learners!

You can reply or create a new post too!

- When you don't know what to say, cover your eyes (or other appropriate body part) with your cowboy hat.

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REPLIED Wednesday, March 29, 2006 11:35:23 AM Delete post? (Moderator ONLY)
Oh my - I'm giddy with excitement now!

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REPLIED Wednesday, March 29, 2006 11:36:12 AM Delete post? (Moderator ONLY)
Grab your friends when you see em and give em a giant smoocheroo!

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REPLIED Wednesday, March 29, 2006 11:43:52 AM Delete post? (Moderator ONLY)
Ellemeno said:

Grab your friends when you see em and give em a giant smoocheroo!


nice reply with quote function...

aaak I can't think of anything to add to this discussion! My brain is a bit jello-y today. I can hardly type!! Stayin' up all night ain't what it used to be....

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Don't worry about being clever- just being here. My outbox at CT is still full so most haven't seen the note yet.

Don't you love the DVD release notice on the left side of the page - so nice to see our boys there with a second-by-second count down!

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aaak I can't think of anything to add to this discussion! My brain is a bit jello-y today. I can hardly type!! Stayin' up all night ain't what it used to be....


Just checking out this function. It is good - if it worked right. I dont see any preview option.

Looks like you can post images, so I'll check on that too.

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REPLIED Wednesday, March 29, 2006 11:59:42 AM Delete post? (Moderator ONLY)
yaadpie, how do i get to choose my little facie picture?

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- If you're short on cash and you like to smoke, pinch off the end of your cigarettes to save them for later.

- A paper bag is sufficient for carrying all your worldly goods.

- When you're camping in the mountains, hoisting your food high off the ground is a good way to keep bears from infiltrating your campsite.

- A good, stiff whiskey comes in handy when hungry, tired, bored, hangin' with your best friend, or just generally stressed out.

- Girls don't fall in love with 'fun'.

- If you ain't got nothin', you don't need nothin'.

- If you can't fix it, you gotta stand it.

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REPLIED Wednesday, March 29, 2006 04:15:16 PM Delete post? (Moderator ONLY)
Haha!This is funny!

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REPLIED Wednesday, March 29, 2006 06:16:42 PM Delete post? (Moderator ONLY)
[quote u='edenbarby']-
- When you're camping in the mountains, hoisting your food high off the ground is a good way to keep bears from infiltrating your campsite.
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So here we are, hoisting our threads high off the infiltrated campsite.

Do like this reply with quote function, and the far far (i.e. off the) side of the screen works nicely for keeping those flashing ads from confusin my eyes.

Not exactly on topic, sorry, will come back will something if not clever, at least on topic, after rounding up my brain. Now where did it get to?

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REPLIED Wednesday, March 29, 2006 09:12:58 PM Delete post? (Moderator ONLY)
Use of the phrase 'high heaven' will result in tripping over camping gear.

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REPLIED Thursday, March 30, 2006 11:57:21 AM Delete post? (Moderator ONLY)
Complaints about commutin' four hours a day lead to difficulty removing gloves.

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