My friend Jason doesnt talk very much, but he tellz me he's tired of tha country living. Hez ready 2 try out tha big city life. He wantz 2 tour tha rotten apple so I made him a list of "thingz 2 do" and "people 2 C" while hez over there. He tellz me hez never been soooo hungry, and he likes hiz meet bloody raw!!! Itz just him, himself, and hiz machette!!! Sweet dreamz!!!