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just think about it ok freddy michael jason go on a road trip to see the country would b funny man the 3 best killers driving around the country lol just to b funny

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hahaha! I actually find this funny and not stupid or mean. Like that other moron we once had..

Freddy: Look, thats where I burned alive.

Jason: .........................
......

Michael: .........................
....

Freddy: This is my road trip bitch. What's wrong, miss your hometown?

WOW, I suck at Freddy lines! lol. I could actually imagine them all walking together and then they start killing each other. In the snow or something! Ok, I have too much energy right now. BACK OFF OR ILL BRING OUT MY RAGE! lol

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"Your talking about him as if he were a human being, that part of him died years ago" - Dr.Loomis

"What if the Prophecy is true? What if tomorrow the war could be over? Isnt that worth fighting for? Isnt that worth dieing for? - Morpheus

"I Knew what he was. I just didnt know why" - Dr.Loomis

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welcome back Demon man.
Hope you had a good New Year man.
My 2006 is gonna suck man.

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Freddy: Michael, Jason, ROOOOOAAAAD TRRIIIIP!!

lol! I can see that.

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lol next stop gas station
The place where Leather face lives
Freddy: woah ugly care to join in we are going on a road trip. We are going to rob banks. Michael here is Bonnie and Jason here is Clyde."

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Freddy: So ya comin' or what?

Leatherface: shfjksfgmjsefmhsdfmj

Freddy:...Get on the bus then bitch.

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Oh man I like how web head does it lol.
He is good as Freddy with his trashy talk lol

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dparker said:

Oh man I like how web head does it lol.
He is good as Freddy with his trashy talk lol


Thanks. I know him well.

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I can do Jason Voorhees
*everyone looking at me* DUH
dparker "what"

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Chucky, Tiffany, & Glen are walking down the road, then a car stops Michael, Freddy, Jason, & Leatherface jump out & grabs all three of them & throws Chucky & Glen in the back seat while Tiff in the front seat.

Chucky: WTF is going on.

Freddy: Were going on a Road trip Bi!#@

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along the way they stop into a lil shop freddy pickes up a puzzle box opens it let's out pin head and bring him along to

pinhead--i will tair your soul's apart

freddy--shut up bitch this is the our road trip get the point after seeing you head i guess you do hahahaha

sorry i tryed to b funny but web head is way better

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lol web head is good at freedy but use the word b****. it will make you feel like freddy lol

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Use the word b**** a lot but not all the time.

*Freddy walks over to chatterer*

Freddy: Feelin' chilly? Hahahahaha!

*On the bus*

*Freddy is driving*

Freddy: Anyone want a beer?

Leatherface: ghsdjhsdfj.

Freddy:.....oh well, more for me then.

Leatherface: fjkdfjdf.

Freddy: Sit down and keep you mouth shut!

*Freddy looks over his shoulder and sees Jason pointing at where they should go*

Freddy: What the hell do you want? This is my trip. So get behind the yellow line and sit down b****!

*Jason goes and sits down*

Freddy: I hate backseat drivers.

*Pinhead then walks up to Freddy*

Pinhead: I think we should go...

Freddy: Didn't you hear me about the yellow line @$$****?!

Pinhead: I have such sights to show you.

Freddy: None like the hoover damn. Which is where we're going.

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LMAO. man web head you are good lol. I watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and to tell you the truth I didn't like it cause you can hardly see his face. I like it when I first watched it, then I watched again last night - didn't like it.

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dparker said:

LMAO. man web head you are good lol. I watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and to tell you the truth I didn't like it cause you can hardly see his face. I like it when I first watched it, then I watched again last night - didn't like it.


It's great. So brutal and raw fear to me. I have never seen the re-make and I don't think I wnat to. That scene at the dinner table where she's screaming and the family are laughing, funny, but GENIOUS! Tobe Hooper deserves moire credit than he got for that.

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dparker said:

LMAO. man web head you are good lol. I watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and to tell you the truth I didn't like it cause you can hardly see his face. I like it when I first watched it, then I watched again last night - didn't like it.


It's great. So brutal and raw fear to me. I have never seen the re-make and I don't think I wnat to. That scene at the dinner table where she's screaming and the family are laughing, funny, but GENIOUS! Tobe Hooper deserves moire credit than he got for that.


I couldn't agree you more Web Head lol. It is disturbing and cool scenes but I like to see the notorious killer face and character like Michael and Jason and Fredy and Chucky and Pinhead and Candyman and ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzz

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Freddy on the tour bus.

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The Web Head 2 said:

Freddy on the tour bus.


LMAO nice one man

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Freddy in New York driving a taxi.

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Freddy in New York driving a taxi.


LMFAO that would be sooooooo funny Freddy driving bad taking shortcuts and fouled mouth to the passenger and scare their pants off. LOL I wanna say that sort of Trailer that Freddy is back but this time he is in NEW YORK, but sadly Jason already did New York.

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*Jason calls a cab to take him around New York before he tears it apart*

Jason: Yo taxi!

*Taxi pulls up and Jason gets in*

Freddy: Where to Mac?

*Turns and sees Jason*

Freddy: Jason?!

Jason: Freddy?!

*Freddy grins and the doors shut and lock*

Jason: But, you're a lousy driver. I know I'm hard to kill but if I get in a car that you're driving I actually fear for my life.

*Seatbelt tightly wraps round Jason*

Freddy: Buckle up buttercup! It's gona be a bumpy ride. HAHAHAHA!!

*And with that the car speeds off*

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Both Jason & Freddy are in the hospital (Freddy crashed the taxi) Jason is leaving but takes a wrong turn & enters the pregency room where a women is just giving birth. Jason sees everything & nurse walks up to him & asks him if hes the babies farther. Jason faints. 5 mins. later. Freddy walks by & sees Jason.

Freddy : Your mother never told you where babies come from did she?

Jason: Thats one reason, the other was when the nurse asked me was I the babies daddy thats when I fainted.

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leo8488 said:

Both Jason & Freddy are in the hospital (Freddy crashed the taxi) Jason is leaving but takes a wrong turn & enters the pregency room where a women is just giving birth. Jason sees everything & nurse walks up to him & asks him if hes the babies farther. Jason faints. 5 mins. later. Freddy walks by & sees Jason.

LMFAO
The comedy is back without the pics YAY.
I'm loving this lol.
Leo and Web what can I say, you guys are the best lmao it's goooood
Freddy : Your mother never told you where babies come from did she?

Jason: Thats one reason, the other was when the nurse asked me was I the babies daddy thats when I fainted.
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I came up with that one during math class. LOL

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Freddy is driving the bus & stops by a hotel.

Pinhead: Why did we stop?

Freddy: SHUTUP & sit down b@#?! we got a new guy coming on board.

Then someone on the outside starts to chomp down the bus door with an axe & sticks his head through the hole.

Jack: Heres Jack!

Freddy who is the only one not jumping out of his seat says.

Freddy: You didn't have to chomp down the door you know b@#?!.

Jack: Sorry old habit.

Freddy: OK you can get on but put your axe with the other weapons. Nobodys doing any killing until we make our next stop.

Jack: Wheres that?

Freddy: Mexico b@#?!

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lol I can't believe you were focusing on the FvJ joke in a maths class lol.
Let me think of one.

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Freddy is driving the bus. A sign appears next resturaunt is 3 miles.
Jason:"I'm hungry"
Michael, Pinhead and Jack:"yeah me too, I am."
Freddy:"all right then we and get some food b***** but no fighting until we go to Mexico, comprende.
Bus enters the drive thru.
Machine:"May I take your order"
Freddy:"I want some rice maggots ALIVE if possible, and some blood shake, and soul burger and finally an earthworm. What about you b******
Everyone:"I think I lost my appetite. Yeah me too. I'm not hungry. No Thanks, frumnahghfrp"
Freddy: p******. That is all for me."
Machine:"and then"
Freddy:"No that is it"
Machine:"and then"
Freddy:"wtf. I said I want some rice maggots ALIVE if possible, and some blood shake, and soul burger and finally an earthworm. And that's it"
Machine:"and then"
Freddy:"look seriously you are p****** me off. That is all I want B****"
Machine:"And then"
Freddy:"And then I am gonna get in here and put my F****** foot in your A**** if you say AND THEN AGAIN B****"
.........................
...........
Freddy:"That oughta shut the b**** up."
Machine"AND THEN, and then, and then, and then, and then,"
Freddy exits the bus enters the resturaunt.
Every Icon is listening to the Machine.
Machine:"CRASH, pop, BANG, WALLOP BOOM, AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrg
h........
SCREECH, HOW ABOUT THAT B*****
GRIND THIS HAHaHHAhahahahahahaha.
........................
Everyone on the bus looks scared and sits back and relax.
Freddy comes back on the bus all covered in blood.
Freddy:"What the f*** you all looking at"
everyone:" Nothing no I dunno man what."
Freddy:"SIT DOWN AND SHUDDUP."

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*Soon it's night and Freddy stops at a motel for rest*

Freddy: This looks like a good place to shack up.

*Freddy in the office: Freddy is standing and waiting. He rings the bell to call the owner of the small establishment (lol, big word). No one comes. He rings again. No one comes. Freddy starts frantically hitting the bell. A man comes out and pulls the bell away and Freddy's hand hits the counter*

Freddy: OW! Well it's about time.

Bates: I was tending to my mother. She's sick. You were going to wake her. Are you looking for a place to stay. I could make some sandwiches if you like. Oh and...

Freddy: If you don't stop talking I'll pull your tounge out and hang you with it.

Bates: Okay.

Freddy: I'm on a tour.

Bates: Oh, with Iron Maiden?

Freddy: I'm Freddy not Eddie.

Bates: Oh I just thought...

Freddy: Do I look like f***in' Eddie?

Bates: Well, no. Can't say you do.

Freddy: We got lost. And I...why are you putting that grey wig on your head?

Bates: Uh......it's chilly in here.

Freddy: You wanna come on trhe trip to?

Bates: Mother wouldn't like that.

Freddy: JASON!!

*Later on the bus we see Freddy driving and Jason asks*

Jason: Who was that guy I put in the trunk anyway. And why was he wearing that pink dress and screaming?

Freddy: Oh hell knows. These physco's today ain't what they used to be.

*In the trunk we see Bates turn and look at a Chucky*

Bates: A dolly for mother.

Chucky: Oh no. They locked me in here with a fag.

Bates: Come give me a hug!

Chucky: Get the f*** away from me. HELP!

*On the bus the gang hear*

Chucky: AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Jason turns to Michael and says*

Jason: Did you hear something?

*Michael shrugs his shoulders and says*

Michael: I don't know.

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Freddy pulls over to put gas in the bus. While Jason walks around the back to check on Bates & Chucky. He lifts the trunk & finds Bates fast asleep in the fedal position while holding Chucky & sucking his thimb.

Chucky: Get me out of here man.

Bates (In his sleep): I love you squishy, because you are my squishy, & I will never let go of you Squishy.

Jason (Looks grossed out): Yeah I better leave you two love birds alone.

Jason slams the trunk door shut

Chucky: NOOOOOOOOO!

Jason: Squishy Ha!

He turns around & is now facing Tiffany & Glen.

Tiffany: Have you seen Chucky?

Glen: Yeah have you seen my dad?

Hear Chucky scratching the under trunk door screaming.

Chucky: Let me the F?!@ out of here!

Tiffany & Glen: What was that?

Jason: Oh nothing.

Jason: Hey Glen have I ever taught you how to kill someone with a machete?

Glen: No.

Jason: Here let Uncle Jason show you.

They both walk into a alley to find something to kill.

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Freddy went the wrong way & is now lost out in the desert.

Jason: I have to pee.

Freddy: You can hold it B?!@#.

Pinhead hands Jason a bottle.

Pinhead: Here Jason you can go in this.

Jason: Thanks.

Jason goes in the bottle but leaves it by Freddys water bottler.

Freddy stops & reaches down & grabs the bottle Jason used, & drinks from it. Everybody is gaping at him.

Freddy: What the he!! are you looking at b!?#*.

Freddy looks down & realizes what he drank & runs out he bus door & starts to roll around the dirt & starts throwing dirt into his mouth. Jason moves up & closes the door & looks out Freddy. Freddy is now kicking screaming.

Freddy: Let me in guys Its hot out here.

1 hour later Freddy passes out & the guys drag him in & puts him in the back seat to rest. While Jason drives.

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Jason is playing bumper cars with the other cars. A guy drives up next to Jason & flips him off & telling Jason that he drives like an old lady. Jason turns the wheel & knocks him off the road & the guy goes off the road & off a cliff.

Jason: Hey Pinhead whats my score?

Pinnhead: Its a 100 now.

Jason: Sweet.

The next car that drives up next to Jason has the license saying Beatnu. Jason relizes its the Creeper & asks him if he wants to be on their road trip. The Creeper crashes the truck.

Jason: WTF!

Hear scratching noises on the roof, & the Creeper pops up in front of the front glass. Freakin everybody out.

Creeper: Sure I'll come.

While looking at Jack, Freddy & the trunk with a hungry look on the face.

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