This isn't the guy at the bar's version. It's Gary's version that he gave at the end of the movie.
"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant,stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an *******. Pussies dont like dicks because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** *******s. *******s that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with *******s their way. But the only thing that can **** a ******* is a ****, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a ***** to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of **** that they become *******s themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from *******s. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us **** this ******* we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****."
