time. it was Team America World Police.
Hey wats up everyone yall may know me by now for giving review be4 movie comes otu cause i get screening like crzy down here in Miami. Well the last review I made was on SAW which you can read at the SAW counting down board.
Heres my review on this hilarious movie ALTHOUGH some parts were kinda annoying.
Review :
The movie was awesome ,The southpark motherf***** have done it again .
WARNING SPOILERS AHEAD. [SPOILER] The movie starts out in PARIS and has a puppet playing with puppets its kinda funny [/SPOILER]
O BTW you will be seeing that sex scene but its not just ONE sex scene O NO.[SPOILER] Its more like Gary f****** her like about in all the positions of sex in about 40secs. There clips of them f****** in every way possible LMAO its shows about 44mins into the film [/SPOILER]
Anyways.
[SPOILER] In the very beggining you will OSAMA BIN LADEN the lil french boy will hvae smudge chocolate on him by accident then u see him stare at the little boy and AFGHAN music is played in the background its HILARIOUS. Then he goes by the fountian and tlaks to the other terrorist and talks funny "kaka taka make nak fak" everything ended with KA [/SPOILER]
O and for everyone who has seen the TRAILER at the end when the Poilce named:CHRIS fights the the Terrorist. That $*** was kinda stupid LMAO but its funny . It happens very quick, like in the very beginning of the movie wasnt expecting it to but w.e. well.....[SPOILER] They fight just by moving the feet and legs and Matrix wierd music is played then its there with the camera circling around them for about....................
..............15secs then they finish with CHRIS steping on his *** and well killing him [/SPOILER]
O I am guessing this wont be a spoiler but you all know Gary by now right?? well He is recruited while he is [SPOILER] Performing in a play about [/SPOILER]A.I.D.S
you'll see what am talking about and the song goes something like this.. If i remmeebr correctly. :CLEARS THROAT:
AIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDSAIDS AIDS MY MOMMA GOT AIDS AIDS MY DADAY GOT AIDS AIDSAIDS AIDS YM SISTER YO GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GOT AIDS AIDS SOON YOU WILL HAVE AIDS AIDS. It a pretty long song And I wouldnt want to hurt my hands now LMAO but u'lls ee it its after the terrorist get away with the ( what they call) WMD = Weapon of Mass Destruction
Then some funny parts its when Gary is recruited by thw old looking CIA looking agent called mr.Woodspot OR SOME$HIT like that. Well he tells Gary to egt in his limo gary is all like
Gary: I know what you want.[SPOILER] You want me to get in your limo and have u stick ur finger inside of me to get a job? RIGHT RIGHT [/SPOILER]
Spot:NO! i want you to just take a look at something.
Gary: Walks to the limo.
O.M.F.G. i forgot to write how funyn these puppets run and walk GOD IT HILARIOUS the sometimes trip its so f******* funny.
Well once gary gets into the car
[SPOILER] Gary saids: Nice limo. Spots: Yes its very nice NOW SUCK MY ****. gARY: lOOKS AT HIM? Spots: Nagh am just kidding. [/SPOILER]
The TAWP is mount rushmore.
Once Gary joins ONLY ONE PERSON hates him and has very famous QUOTES in the movie.
CHRIS
[SPOILER] o HE'S REPLACING HIM some ****ing actor [/SPOILER]
[SPOILER] F****** actor if you mess with me I'll cut of ur balls and stick them up your *** so wehn you **** you **** on your balls [/SPOILER]lol o and also.
[SPOILER] wanna start something if you do I'll make holes in your penis so many that you will piss you'll piss in many directions [/SPOILER]lol lol lol.
Him and gary dont get along till the end.
O at base they have inteligence not any but a machine called
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. hope i spelled it correct/
The movies is about 90mins And i dont wanna spoil anymore of the movie for you except for the fact that KIMJONGIL sings in this movie. And ALEC BALDWIN MATT DAMON TIM ROBBINS AND a whole bunch of actors are a part of
F.A.G
Famous.Actors.Guild
And all the news comes form PETER JENNINGS
The was very very funny.
O and its soundtrack gets annoying especially when MICHAEL MOORE is there then al8er [SPOILER] EXPLODES HIMSELF [/SPOILER]And the song goes "Freedon isnt free"
The other is "America f******* ROCKS YEAH"
^^^ that one plays for a while.
Then the team gets pissed at each other just cause of feelings. You'll see what I mean. And it doesnt have to do with "FEELINGS ARE FEELINGS CUASE WE CANT CONTROL THEM even though lisa wants to."
Lisa=Blonde
Gary=Actor
Yellowglasses=Chris
Otherblondebut guy=Daniels i think
Blackhair=Marie
Old dude=Spotswood.
Ok thats it for now
Total RATING
9.5/10
SEX SCENE WAS SO WIERD AND SOUNDTRACK WAS DISTRUBING that I couldt give a full 10.
Enjoy TAWP when it hits cinemas OCT 15
[SPOILER] ENDING WAS SO F****** WIERD AND AT THE SAME TIME PREDICTABLE. [/SPOILER]
You know you like that sexy thing its so venom sexy and I have it
MY MYSPACE TAC0 MUNCHERS
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