"Cold Sassy Whomping Willow Tree." The story of Hermione and Gandalf"s Romance.
"The Bridges of East Anglia County." The story of Prof. Magonagal's whirlwind Romantic Weeked with Gandalf."
"Wizard Fight Club." Harry has an encounter with his Other Self: Frodo Baggins.
"The Naked Leech." The Fable of how Dudley Learned how to be nice. (and not put strange things into his mouth.)
"Through the Erised Looking Glass." Hermione gets tranported to a Chessworld: She encounters a White Rabbit (Harry Potter), Mad Hatter (Ron), Tweedledum and Tweedledee (Crabb and Goyle), and the Cheshire Cat (Malfoy).
"A Wrinkle in Wizard Time." The Real Truth about Profs, Snape, Dumbledore, and Magonagale.
"Clever as I want to be." the REAL autobiography of Prof. Lockhard.
Do any of these sound like funny pageturners if they were for real?
