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1. You name your dog Sirius

2. Outside at night, you find a stick and say Lumon , expecting light to come out, but instead you fall into a ditch.

3. After hours (with vegitables and fruits), trying to create a meal with your "wand" - stick -, you get fustrated and throw everything against the walls chanting Voldemort's name...

4. You find your little sister's favorite Ken-doll and pull its head off and mount it on one of her My Little Ponys, calling the new toy Firenze.

5. While in the car, your mom/dad driving you somewhere, you spot a big man on a motorcycle with a leather coat, has a beard, and messy hair and mistake it for Hagrid. You find out it was just your Prinipal after your mom/dad slammed on the brakes.

6. Whenever you see a broom, you try to fly on it, occasionally running into walls and doors

dumb (dŭm) adj. Below normal intelligence.

dumber (dŭm-er) adj. Way below normal intelligence.

dumberer (dŭm-er-er) adj. Completely devoid of anything that even remotely resembles intelligence.
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Pippin: "Are we lost?"
Merry: "No."
Pippin: "I think we are."
Merry: "Shh, Gandalf's thinking."
Pippin: "Merry?"
Merry: "What?"
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- When you see a blue Ford Anglia, you stop the driver and ask him to fly you home
- You follow every spider you see in the hope that it will lead you to the Forbidden Forest
- In the zoo, you try to speak to snakes
- You warn every red-haired girl you meet to watch out for diaries
- You start laughing at everyday things like letter-boxes, saying in a loud voice, "look at all the Muggle rubbish!"
- You turn up at King's Cross every September 1 and try to run through the barrier between platforms 9 and 10. Result: Pain, hospital, death.
- Your best chat-up line become "wangooutwimme?"
- You start an 11-page thread on a website where you analyse the books in detail ... oh, hang on a minute ...

Ron is brave, Mr Kloves ... B-R-A-V-E!!!

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LOL!


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DarthMark said:

- When you see a blue Ford Anglia, you stop the driver and ask him to fly you home
- You follow every spider you see in the hope that it will lead you to the Forbidden Forest
- In the zoo, you try to speak to snakes
- You warn every red-haired girl you meet to watch out for diaries
- You start laughing at everyday things like letter-boxes, saying in a loud voice, "look at all the Muggle rubbish!"
- You turn up at King's Cross every September 1 and try to run through the barrier between platforms 9 and 10. Result: Pain, hospital, death.
- Your best chat-up line become "wangooutwimme?"
- You start an 11-page thread on a website where you analyse the books in detail ... oh, hang on a minute ...

OMG, my mom thinks I'm insane cause I'm laughing so hard! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOL, that last one was SO funny!

Anyway, you know you're obsessed when...
-you take pride in the scar that's on your forehead (for real, I have a nice little scar on my forehead! It's actually two scars, but they're so close together it looks like one check on my forehead, kinda like the nike symbol.)
-you take pride in your thick-rimmed, black glasses (once again, I can relate...)
-you're talking about signs of obsession on a Harry Potter thread.

I'll be back in a while with more "signs", but my computer turn is up (again).
Rae

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Oh, yeah, and Megan: watch out for diaries!

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To funny!

Oh oh let me try!

- You are to lazy to get out of bed for the TV remote. So you turn to it and say, "Accio remote" and sit there waiting for it to jump into your hand!


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ROTFLMAO!!! these remind me of Jeff Foxworthy "You might be a redneck if..."



i'll give it a try
-if you walk into seedy bars looking for diagon alley.
-if you walk into a pet shop and ask them where there owl section is.
-if you rename the dog you've had since you were little Sirius, die him black, and have in depth conversations with him when you're alone. when there are other people you mumble to him quietly and refer to him as Snuffles. *your parents look worried, they shave the dog*
-if people look at you stangely and you take it as a compliment
-if you rip your mom's good sheets to make dress robes
-if you build quiditch hoops in your backyard
-if your psychiatrist pleads with you to "PUT THE WAND DOWN"

This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
Hamlet

"The dweam of wuv wapped wiffin the gweater dweam of everwasting west. Eternity is our fwiend, wemember that, and wuv wiw fowwow you fowever."
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good!!!

-you catch an Owl and name it Hedwig, even though it hates you.
-everytime you pick up the flashlight you say "lumos!" when you turn it on( dont tell you dont do it!).
-at school you pick up your pencil and say "wingardium leviosa" to the person newt to you every other day. when your Teacher tells you to stop , you starting satbbing your math book and yell "Die Riddle!"


Good Huh??

I was in the movie harry potter and the p.stone/s.stone!
i was the red headed girl with pigtails in flitwicks class.
i love ron in the book, he is so funny!

Pigs can fly, I saw one!
Stop obsessing with Emma, she is just a normal girl and she is funny!
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Hermione_Harry_Ron said:

good!!!

-you catch an Owl and name it Hedwig, even though it hates you.
-everytime you pick up the flashlight you say "lumos!" when you turn it on( dont tell you dont do it!).
-at school you pick up your pencil and say "wingardium leviosa" to the person newt to you every other day. when your Teacher tells you to stop , you starting satbbing your math book and yell "Die Riddle!"


Good Huh??


I like the Wingarum Levioca one..LOL..Ley me think

-When you start calling your best friend Harry (Sorry bout that Har- I mean Tim )
- When everyone arount you starts looking like Hp characters
-You dream every night of waking up at Hogwarts( shhh its a secret)
-You OWN HP toothpaste! (Hey mom bought it b4 I was a HP fan..Funny how only I use it though)
-You start telling your friends(some who know nothing of HP) what house they should be in ( me, im a hufflepuff)
- You start quoting the movie on a hourly basis( )
-You finish all four books again while your friend is still on that same book( Katy better finish that dang book)
-Your actually happy to go to school have the urge to go to the library
-you compare your teachers to hogwarts teachers
-you sit around discussing hp rumors and ideas cause your a hp obbsesive...( i have been found guilty )

"Draco Malfoy- The amazing bouncing ferret!"-Ron

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Hermione_Harry_Ron said:

good!!!

-you catch an Owl and name it Hedwig, even though it hates you.
-everytime you pick up the flashlight you say "lumos!" when you turn it on( dont tell you dont do it!).
-at school you pick up your pencil and say "wingardium leviosa" to the person newt to you every other day. when your Teacher tells you to stop , you starting satbbing your math book and yell "Die Riddle!"


Good Huh??


I like the Wingarum Levioca one..LOL..Ley me think

-When you start calling your best friend Harry (Sorry bout that Har- I mean Tim )
- When everyone arount you starts looking like Hp characters
-You dream every night of waking up at Hogwarts( shhh its a secret)
-You OWN HP toothpaste! (Hey mom bought it b4 I was a HP fan..Funny how only I use it though)
-You start telling your friends(some who know nothing of HP) what house they should be in ( me, im a hufflepuff)
- You start quoting the movie on a hourly basis( )
-You finish all four books again while your friend is still on that same book( Katy better finish that dang book)
-Your actually happy to go to school have the urge to go to the library
-you compare your teachers to hogwarts teachers
-you sit around discussing hp rumors and ideas cause your a hp obbsesive...( i have been found guilty )

"Draco Malfoy- The amazing bouncing ferret!"-Ron

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laJardiniere said:

Oh, yeah, and Megan: watch out for diaries!

Ok, I'll try to remember that. *goes home and starts writing in her diary. Gets taken over by a Tom, and without knowing it grabs a meat cleaver and kills some roosters. Meanwhile Rae gets Petrified*


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I found this on mugglenet.com .
You mutter nonsense latin words under your breath.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You get a broom for Christmas.

Every time you turn on a flashlight you mutter "lumos" under your breath.


You sort everyone you meet into four categories. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platform's nine and ten.

You try to turn your brother into a bouncing ferret.

You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"

You collect plugs.

You try on ever piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible

You take a pencil and say Accio Dictionary

When it is windy you take a long branch up to a swaying tree and try to press a knot to freeze it


You shake every kid's hand if he has black hair and a glasses

You run into every alley expecting to find Gringotts

Everytime you enter a bathroom you mutter "Pine Fresh"

When you crack eggs you stick them in the bathtup and stick your head after them and expecting them to sing

You call every big, black dog "Snuffles"

You call the local haunted house's poltergeist "Peeves"

On Halloween you celebrate Nearly Headless Nick's deathday

You try to see the grim in your snowglobe or tea


Top ten signs your kid is a wizard...

10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. He gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents??
6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're praying he's just a wizard
5. Favorite discount electronics store: "The Wiz"
4. He refers to Halloween as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His favorite excuse is that "his homework ate the dog"
1. You catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand

These are from David Letterman's "Top ten signs your kid is a wizard" from a recent "Late Night with David Letterman" show.


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Megan Weasley said:

laJardiniere said:

Oh, yeah, and Megan: watch out for diaries!

Ok, I'll try to remember that. *goes home and starts writing in her diary. Gets taken over by a Tom, and without knowing it grabs a meat cleaver and kills some roosters. Meanwhile Rae gets Petrified*

NO FAIR!!! *pouts*

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you know you're obsessed when:
-you think you might resemble what Harry and Hermione's child might look like (my mom made me add that - but it's unthinkable since RON and Hermione BELONG TOGETHER!!!)
-you can't seem to spell sirius correctly... aww, man, I did it again...
lol, I got these here . I love the Sirius Lee thing the best.
-When you're convinced that your Math teacher is a Death Eater.
-When you realise how funny it'd be if Sirius' middle name was Lee...
-When your parents bin your books.
-When you beg your parents to go to Kings Cross statioon while you're holidaying in Wales, just so that you can check out platform 9 3/4
-When you've learned the whole time travel theory just so that you could work out the complications fo Hermione's timeturner.
-You walk into a computer/electronic store and have a heated argument with the manager because everything says HP when it is clear that 'muggle' electronics do not work in the 'other world'.
-Walk around telling people in a misty voice that they will die a tragic death in the next few hours.
-Call your enemies by their last name.

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Okay I have anoter one:

- You get to you house and put your key away opting to point at the door and say "Alohomora", and stand there waiting for it to unlock!


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These are funny!

*you jump off a building with a broom hoping to fly
*you get on any red steam locomotive you see hoping its the hogwarts express going to hogwarts
*you stand by the nearest lake screaching your head off hoping a mermaid would pop out.
*you go round looking at all the tap pipes in school hoping to see a snake carved into one
*when you try to turn a pair of binoculors into omnocliors (spl?? :cool
*you go to scotland and search for hogwarts. But all you can think about is an appointment you have got.


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hello!!!
I wanted to put somefink really philosophical here but i couldnt think of anything!!!
oh well!!
how r u?
hows the family?
ok i dont really care but someones got to be nice to you!!!!!
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laJardiniere said:

you know you're obsessed when:
-you think you might resemble what Harry and Hermione's child might look like (my mom made me add that - but it's unthinkable since RON and Hermione BELONG TOGETHER!!!)
-you can't seem to spell sirius correctly... aww, man, I did it again...
lol, I got these here . I love the Sirius Lee thing the best.
-When you're convinced that your Math teacher is a Death Eater.
-When you realise how funny it'd be if Sirius' middle name was Lee...
-When your parents bin your books.
-When you beg your parents to go to Kings Cross statioon while you're holidaying in Wales, just so that you can check out platform 9 3/4
-When you've learned the whole time travel theory just so that you could work out the complications fo Hermione's timeturner.
-You walk into a computer/electronic store and have a heated argument with the manager because everything says HP when it is clear that 'muggle' electronics do not work in the 'other world'.
-Walk around telling people in a misty voice that they will die a tragic death in the next few hours.
-Call your enemies by their last name.


sorry but isn't that in London??

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You jump in the street hearing the old VW Beattle passing thinking it's a Blast-Ended Skrewt!

"I'm not interested in reputation or immortality or things like that...I don't care what I'm remembered for. I don't care if I'm remembered. I don't care if I'm not remembered. I don't care why I'm remembered. I genuinely don't care." - Richard Harris
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Clara_storm said:

laJardiniere said:

you know you're obsessed when:
-you think you might resemble what Harry and Hermione's child might look like (my mom made me add that - but it's unthinkable since RON and Hermione BELONG TOGETHER!!!)
-you can't seem to spell sirius correctly... aww, man, I did it again...
lol, I got these here . I love the Sirius Lee thing the best.
-When you're convinced that your Math teacher is a Death Eater.
-When you realise how funny it'd be if Sirius' middle name was Lee...
-When your parents bin your books.
-When you beg your parents to go to Kings Cross statioon while you're holidaying in Wales, just so that you can check out platform 9 3/4
-When you've learned the whole time travel theory just so that you could work out the complications fo Hermione's timeturner.
-You walk into a computer/electronic store and have a heated argument with the manager because everything says HP when it is clear that 'muggle' electronics do not work in the 'other world'.
-Walk around telling people in a misty voice that they will die a tragic death in the next few hours.
-Call your enemies by their last name.


sorry but isn't that in London??

I didn't write those, once again, I got them here . I don't know where exactly King's Cross is, only that it's in England and... that's about it.

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Kings Cross Station is in London and is an absolute bugger to get round. Oh and the scene in the film was filmed in Charing Cross station cos it looked more like JK had described. And Charing Cross is even MORE of a bugger to get round
Okay I got one too,You know you're obsessed when:
You see a rat with a bit of it's toe missing and run screaming 'Wormtail!Wormtail!'
You smile when your friends make mistakes calling them 'simple muggles' (My best mate didn't speak to me for a week after that one)
You look up the House Elf Liberation Front in the Yellow Pages.
For Your University Course you look up Transfiguration with Muggle Studies
And finally you bother your friends with so much HP trivia that they stop speaking to you so you go on message boards to bother peole there instead

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Clara_storm said:

laJardiniere said:

you know you're obsessed when:
-you think you might resemble what Harry and Hermione's child might look like (my mom made me add that - but it's unthinkable since RON and Hermione BELONG TOGETHER!!!)
-you can't seem to spell sirius correctly... aww, man, I did it again...
lol, I got these here . I love the Sirius Lee thing the best.
-When you're convinced that your Math teacher is a Death Eater.
-When you realise how funny it'd be if Sirius' middle name was Lee...
-When your parents bin your books.
-When you beg your parents to go to Kings Cross statioon while you're holidaying in Wales, just so that you can check out platform 9 3/4
-When you've learned the whole time travel theory just so that you could work out the complications fo Hermione's timeturner.
-You walk into a computer/electronic store and have a heated argument with the manager because everything says HP when it is clear that 'muggle' electronics do not work in the 'other world'.
-Walk around telling people in a misty voice that they will die a tragic death in the next few hours.
-Call your enemies by their last name.


sorry but isn't that in London??

Yes it is. In PS/SS they say that Harry has never been to London, and also Uncle Vernon says something along the lines of "Dudley has to go to London to get that ruddy tail removed."


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Okay I have a couple more!

- You begin to call your Chemistry class Potions and your teacher the Potions Master!

- You walk around referring to the class bully as Draco Malfoy!

- You ask your Principal to turn the football field into a Quidditch field!

LOL I'm my own best audience!


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HAHAHA, ok here i go.

-when hp is all you think about and whenever your friends come over you have 3 hour convestsation about HP
-you and your sister make wands and broomsticks out of branches in your backyard,filing, sanding,sawing and painting them to perfection
-And start to try and play Quidditch, by forcing your neighbor friends little brother run around with a leaf in his hand and pretending he was the Golden Snitch
-Every date you try to remember and all you can think of is a month and the 15th(Nov. 15 CoScomes out)
-You start hugging and kissing the books
-you start cheering everytimes they say your fav. character name(Lupin)
-And you start jump yelling at the book at happy times(Dobby's Reward)and parts that you can't read fast enough to see what happens (Quidditch Final,PoA)
HEY LOOK I'M A FIRST YEAR

-I love British Dudes-
-I love Harry Potter-
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-I smile everytime i think of the character who plays Colin(Hugh)-
-I want to see what Colin's little brother looks like-
-RUM TUM TRIGGER IS #1 & SEXY-me and my friends at 3:40am watching 'CAT'
-I want to be Hermione-
-COLI COLI COLI-
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-When looking in your room for your shoes you yell "accio shoes" (it works everytime i say accio while looking for something i find it...)
- you and your best frined can't say "Im serious" without then looking at eachother and then saying "Sirius Black" in unison
-when you call your sisters long distance all you end up talking about its the fate of snape and percy
-you name your prissy cat percy and when he walks into the room you say "p for prefect!" and call him head boy
-you want to get a ginger cat and name him crookshanks
-you and your best friend got a lightning bold tatoo on your ankle (don't worry guys its tiny,and its not JUST cause of HP but i like to think it is)
-you are now alan rickmans #1 fan
-when playing with your cat with a piece of string you sau "get the basilisk harry get it!"
-your not a kid and you want harry potter bed sheets
-you compusivly check countingdown.com every hour for updates
-when you babysit, all you can do is talk about HP with the kids...and your having a good time!
-You downloaded the HP font on your COMP
-Whenever you push play on your VCR HP and the SS/PH starts playing
-You make a fool of yourself in stores when you see anything HP you start yelling to your friend "HP STUFF HP STUFF!"
-you see a life size cut out of Daniel Radcliffe in a book store and your run in screaming and giggling not noticing everyone else is reading and your making so much noise that EVERYONE is looking at you, but you don't really care!
-you sometimes JUMP into a brittish accent
-when you see someone you hate you whisper "avada kedavra" under your breath
-your mother is getting WORRIED!

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OOOOOH I have More!

-You tell your mum that instead of baseball this summer, you want to rent a plane and try to find Hogwarts.
-While sweeping out the garage, you set your broom on the ground and yell, "UP!" until your neighbor's dog starts barking.
-You start sleeping under the stairs, tell your brother to dye his hair blonde and gain a lot of weight, and check the mail every day (even on Sundays) for a letter from Hogwarts.
-Whenever you see a deer, you automatically think "Prongs"
-You have whole disks loaded with text, pictures, and even the most remotely Harry Potter related things.(ME!)
-Your 2 big thrills during the day are seeing what's new on the Rumors page at the Unofficial Harry Potter Fan club, and your daily Harry Potter RPG.
-You carry around a pencil and call it your wand
-People think you're a Goth at first glance, because you always wear black robes.
-You hold long, violent games of "Muggle Quidditch" with fellow HP fans and don't quit until someone has either caught the snitch, or broken a limb.
-You have a lightning bolt tattooed on your forehead
-Not one school day goes by where you don't wish your school was more like Hogwarts, or better yet that you were attending Hogwarts, instead of this pitiful Muggle school.

Too good!! lalala!

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I was in the movie harry potter and the p.stone/s.stone!
i was the red headed girl with pigtails in flitwicks class.
i love ron in the book, he is so funny!

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Stop obsessing with Emma, she is just a normal girl and she is funny!
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-you compusivly check countingdown.com every hour for updates
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Clara_storm said:

laJardiniere said:

you know you're obsessed when:
-you think you might resemble what Harry and Hermione's child might look like (my mom made me add that - but it's unthinkable since RON and Hermione BELONG TOGETHER!!!)
-you can't seem to spell sirius correctly... aww, man, I did it again...
lol, I got these here . I love the Sirius Lee thing the best.
-When you're convinced that your Math teacher is a Death Eater.
-When you realise how funny it'd be if Sirius' middle name was Lee...
-When your parents bin your books.
-When you beg your parents to go to Kings Cross statioon while you're holidaying in Wales, just so that you can check out platform 9 3/4
-When you've learned the whole time travel theory just so that you could work out the complications fo Hermione's timeturner.
-You walk into a computer/electronic store and have a heated argument with the manager because everything says HP when it is clear that 'muggle' electronics do not work in the 'other world'.
-Walk around telling people in a misty voice that they will die a tragic death in the next few hours.
-Call your enemies by their last name.


sorry but isn't that in London??


KingsCross is in London sillys!

I was in the movie harry potter and the p.stone/s.stone!
i was the red headed girl with pigtails in flitwicks class.
i love ron in the book, he is so funny!

Pigs can fly, I saw one!
Stop obsessing with Emma, she is just a normal girl and she is funny!
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laJardiniere said:

FreyaAC said:


-you compusivly check countingdown.com every hour for updates




Ok were all guilty w/ that one! I saw a few that screms me. I saw HP scocks yesterday and I was SCREAMING..Oh HP HP...but they were little kid socks...I kept looking around for HP stuff.
I carry my current HP book around EVERYWHERE!
I write HP stuff on my arm all the time
I talk to all y friends about HP for hours..whether thier fans or not..I piss a lot off..Hehe
I finally have accepted my hair, now I call it "the hermione look!"
You get all your friends into HP one way or another (Kyle got me into it, i got vicki sorta)
You start calling your stuffed animals HP names, like buckbeak, or prongs, or fluffy
You start wearing gryffindor colors( i have toe socks and mittins that are Gryffindor colors)
Yoour turning 16 but you want a HP b-day party(hey SOO WHAT...)
You start dreaming about being at Hogwarts
you go into a in dept conversating wondering why Harry and others need glasses, its all too easy to fix thier eyes!

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Hermione_Harry_Ron said:

Clara_storm said:

laJardiniere said:

you know you're obsessed when:
-you think you might resemble what Harry and Hermione's child might look like (my mom made me add that - but it's unthinkable since RON and Hermione BELONG TOGETHER!!!)
-you can't seem to spell sirius correctly... aww, man, I did it again...
lol, I got these here . I love the Sirius Lee thing the best.
-When you're convinced that your Math teacher is a Death Eater.
-When you realise how funny it'd be if Sirius' middle name was Lee...
-When your parents bin your books.
-When you beg your parents to go to Kings Cross statioon while you're holidaying in Wales, just so that you can check out platform 9 3/4
-When you've learned the whole time travel theory just so that you could work out the complications fo Hermione's timeturner.
-You walk into a computer/electronic store and have a heated argument with the manager because everything says HP when it is clear that 'muggle' electronics do not work in the 'other world'.
-Walk around telling people in a misty voice that they will die a tragic death in the next few hours.
-Call your enemies by their last name.


sorry but isn't that in London??


KingsCross is in London sillys!

yeah, yeah, I know...

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one more:
-you know you're obsessed when you think J/K means Joanne Kathleen instead of Just Kidding! lol, I did that one time...

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