SUBMITTED BY Kit-Kat
October 7, 2004 — Informants at Paramount have disturbing news!
- A new trailer for the film began appearing in theaters everywhere on
October 1. Thousands of young viewers reported that the trailer - seen at
Apple Trailer
was "even more
unfortunate" than the one shown in theaters early last summer.
- The Official Website
has been
radically altered to be much worse! The completely redesigned site now
features an appalling amount of information about the upcoming motion
picture and the unfortunate characters that will appear in it, including
what appear to be files from the Desk of Lemony Snicket.
- The website at:
Count Olaf.com
has been named "Really, Really
Upsetting" by BUSTED (Baudelaires' Underage Supporters Timidly Exploring
Discourse), an orphan advocacy group. The site, run by Count Olaf,
continues to set new standards for villainous content; Count Olaf's latest
Blog entries alone have led thousands of users to resign from the Internet.
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