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| Jim's Trek to the Movies: Star Trek |
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| POSTED Sunday , May 17, 2009 01:29:04 PM |
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Well, I just finally saw it. I was gonna go alone at this one since I didn't know anyone who had either not seen it nor had any interest. Well it turned out my mother wanted to see it and so did my two teenage sisters (anyone who can guess exactly why will win a cookie). So I didn't have to pay for it (thank Christ for that?).
Oh boy. Even Voyager on a good day delivered better. Anyway, as a film, it's okay. There's really nothing remarkable about it. When I saw Iron Man , I thought it was okay but since then I have never felt compelled to see it again. My feelings for Star Trek are no different. This is fast food cinema. You're not there to relish the food you eat, you're just there to have a quick bite at your convenience. You get in, you get out and forget the whole thing. That's what this film felt like for me. That's what popcorn film is. That was the whole intention behind the film: To give you a good time, nothing else. Other than giving money to Hollywood. But this is a Star Trek film so I approach that much differently than the usual disposable Hollywood blockbuster.
This is not Star Trek . Not in any way at all. Now it's just a brand name that means nothing.
So anyway, let's analyze this:
Cast: Surprisingly, I liked them, and that's all they were there for. To be likable. I can't see myself following their adventures. Pike is the most likable, but maybe that's because he's the only adult in this flick that knows what he's doing and all the kiddies are there to play with their toys. Eric Bana is wasted. Nimoy was nice to see again.
Plot: What plot? Really, there's nothing there. Bad guy wants to destroy Earth so the crew must stop him. Really.
Overall: As a film, I give it a 3 out of 5. Average at best. As a Star Trek film? I keep shifting between 1 and 2. Maybe 1.5. There's some stuff to like here but overall I feel like this was a complete waste. Star Trek has high standards and this is just a lazy installment. I feel like I didn't need to see this. I could have just waited for the DVD, or maybe not see it at all until I got curious enough. *sigh*
God do I wish Enterprise wasn't cancelled. :lol:
1.5 of 5 (translated as 3/10 for all you 10ers)
But hey, glad most of you enjoyed this flick. I envy you.
My Film Rankings 2009
1. Inglourious Basterds - 5 of 5
2. Watchmen - 5 of 5
3. Moon - 4.5 of 5
4. District 9 - 4.5 of 5
5. (500) Days of Summer - 4 of 5
6. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - 4 of 5
7. The Hangover 4 of 5
8. Star Trek - 2 of 5 |
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The_Star_Treker said: Sorry Jim and Rostron but I think you are both just being closed-minded about this film. To me this film is pretty much Star Trek but with a new twist to it. You are just way too attached to the old Trek. I'm attached to the old Trek too but I'm pretty much open with any new Trek as well. I was pretty much open with Enterprise and now this Star Trek too. I have been watching Star Trek for over 20 years and I have enjoyed and loved every single of them and never have been disappointed either. Well it is all your lost if you think this new one isn't Star Trek but to me, it is.
The "Pretty much Star Trek" statement validates my point. Where do you draw the line? Was it 60% Star Trek? 75%? That's not the heart and soul of what made it unique.
They set up an 'alternate' timeline, but they didn't deliver a satisfying story or any kind of redeeming moral tale that the weakest of Star Trek TV episodes used to deliver dozens of times.
It was not creative, it was not really new, and having seen many many films in my life, and having worked in the performing arts of various kinds also, my BS meter is highly tuned. I guess that's unfortunate for me, and I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I also know people that never liked Star Trek, and enjoyed this. That tells me something, too. They enjoyed it, because it's not the Star Trek they formerly didn't like.
Cheers,
Rostron
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Rostron2 said: Thanks.
But there's another thing. Someone here mentioned that there's a whole backstory to Nero, etc. that explains his actions better.
Now I ask you: Why do I need to study up for a movie outing? All that it means is that they can't tell a story without additional 'visual aids.'
While I agree entirely with you about the graphic novel stuff, I have to also say though, that's just J.J. Abrams' style. From Lost to Cloverfield, he's always been about supplemental material. In the end though, it's never mattered in the broad spectrum. So I never bother looking it up.
As for you argument here, I get why you don't like it, but at the same time, you're here arguing with Trekker. I know, ur all about equal treatment, but come on, there's no getting through to that kid at all. The rest of the world gets you, so you should prolly leave it at that. Read about how my dad kicked cancer's ASS!
My Dad's Battle With Cancer
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The NEW Harry Pothead said: Rostron2 said: Thanks.
But there's another thing. Someone here mentioned that there's a whole backstory to Nero, etc. that explains his actions better.
Now I ask you: Why do I need to study up for a movie outing? All that it means is that they can't tell a story without additional 'visual aids.'
While I agree entirely with you about the graphic novel stuff, I have to also say though, that's just J.J. Abrams' style. From Lost to Cloverfield, he's always been about supplemental material. In the end though, it's never mattered in the broad spectrum. So I never bother looking it up.
As for you argument here, I get why you don't like it, but at the same time, you're here arguing with Trekker. I know, ur all about equal treatment, but come on, there's no getting through to that kid at all. The rest of the world gets you, so you should prolly leave it at that.
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I guess I'm just an elitist, then.
I have high standards for story and plot. I expect more from a writing team with the experience that they have, and for the money they make.
Friends of mine and I spent a lot of years defending ourselves against people that thought sci-fi was uncool to like, or that it was geekish, or stupid, or dare I say it, "gay." (No I'm not one of those sad-sacks they make fun of at conventions, they do need some help)
Sorry, but to have those same people now like this particular installment isn't a victory, in my view. Especially when they challenge my right to dislike something re-made to cater to their (lower) tastes and standards. They simply can't tell the difference between a good piece of work and something that's not.
Without pointing any fingers at people here, IMHO I don't think this movie is high science fiction, or high art. It's disposable TV-esque formulaic stuff.
I learned nothing new about these characters canon or not, and it didn't advance the art of sci-fi movie-making at all. If anything, it lowered the Star Trek brand to being 'just another sci-fi movie'. He might as well have done a Sci-fi movie based on Firefly or Battlestar Galactica for all the name Star Trek really mattered.
It's always a battle between the need to make money - quickly -- and balance the substance of what's being produced.
In the last ten years, there are very few films that clearly break the mold of what happened to Star Trek this time out. In other words, when someone that really cares about the name and its philosophy of a story produces these again, it might truly be revived.
JJ Abrams was honest that he said he wasn't a Star Trek fan when he took over. I can credit him for that, at least.
Rostron
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