On page 12 of the April 12th edition of Entertainment Weekly magazine is a comic of E.T. Too bad you can't see the pictures because they are funny. The captions read however:
E.T. 2002
- Hides out in the home of the Osbournes; learns to curse like a sailor
- Goes smooth thanks to the miracle of Botox
- The time finally seems right to make a move on Drew Barrymore
- Gets beaten to a bloody pulp by Alf on Celebrity Boxing.