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BY PHILLIP NAKOV |
A quick-to-the-point, man for hire is sent to the Amazon jungle to
locate someone and bring him back to Los Angeles. The film stars The
Rock, Seann William Scott,
Rosario Dawson and Christopher Walken.
EXPECTATIONS
What I'd Seen
I'd seen the trailer quite a few times, and really saw some potential
with this film. BUT, I've also seen the dozens of OTHER action
star/comedic sidekick films recently released...
What I'd Heard
I hadn't heard anything, really. I heard that Seann William Scott
had a blast making the movie and was really pumped for it to be released,
but that's about it.
What I Wanted
I wanted a fun action movie with some great stunts and some great comedy
to match. I wanted to see The Rock act in something set in present day
and not call anyone a "Candy-ass." I wanted Seann William
Scott to not be Stifler but still be as funny as Stifler. I wanted Christopher
Walken to be, well, Christopher Walken.
EXPERIENCE
What Turned Me On
The comedy, hands down. This is a very funny movie that provides just
as much laughter as it does butt-kicking action. There are some great
stunts in this movie, and no matter who did them; The Rock, his stunt
double, or the monkey...they are impressive. The film does jump on
the "wire-work" bandwagon, but what's great is that
most of these stunts are used to show The Rock getting, not giving, a
whoppin' from a group of vertically challenged, but by no means
physically challenged, rebels.
What Turned Me Off
The fact that Christopher Walken, and his band of sweaty cronies, live
in the middle of a rainforest, yet still manage to have a second story
hut that contains an abundance of TV's, security cameras, and a
monitor switcher that would rival any TV newsroom.
Lines Worth Repeating
The Rock saying, "Slap it to me under the table, on the low low."
Never Saw That Before
Never saw two guys get beat down with a turntable. (Very Minor Spoiler
Ahead) And I can safely say that I've never seen a monkey hump
the face of The Rock before...although, strangely enough, SNL fans
can claim they've seen a similar reversed version of said event.
Fidget Factor
Not much at all. However there is a slight chance that the strobe lights
in the opening scene could induce a seizure.
AFTERMATH
I left thinking... With the notion that just a few
weeks ago Dickie Roberts was #1 at the box office...this is going
to make a ton of money.
I left saying... That was a really fun movie. Arnold
better be glad that he is pursuing a new career, because in the not-so-distant
future, he may be dethroned as the Action King.
Expiry Date: Not anytime soon. I think this film will
enjoy a nice box office run, and it deserves to. Take some great stunts
including a 400-foot head-over-heels fall down a heavily wooded mountainside,
throw in an amazing "Amazon" (shot in Hawaii) backdrop, add
a little Christopher Walken, and you have a movie that audiences need
to see.
When it comes out on DVD, buy it. A nice, refreshing
buddy film that certainly includes a fair share of cliche elements,
but has enough comedy and originality to stand on it's own. The
Rock guarantees that the outtakes alone will make this a must have.
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