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BY LARRY CARROLL |
James Bond turns forty this year. The character has appeared in twenty
films and in doing so he's chugged enough martinis to leave the cast of
Swingers in awe, laid down with so many women that he should have
bedsores, introduced himself (last name first, of course) more often than
a politician at a fundraiser, and dodged so many bullets that it's a wonder
he doesn't stand at an angle. Bond has done it all, and he's done it over
and over and over again.
Which brings us to the problem that the franchise faces as it enters
its fifth decade: how do you keep things fresh? Everyone knows the hallmarks
of the Bond franchise - the girls, the cars, the martinis, the sinister
villains looking to take over the world - but it can only be done so many
times before it becomes by-the-numbers. And, as adequate as the last few
Bond movies have been, the sad fact is that they were just that: adequate.
Die Another Day, however, shows us that Bond might still have
enough left in him for another twenty films. Director Lee Tamahori (Once
Were Warriors) and a producing team that includes longtime keepers
of the Bond flame Barbara Broccoli and Michael G. Wilson, have magnificently
balanced the film so that it keeps true to the Bond legend, makes reference
to the classic films that preceded it, but also injects a new zest to
it all. The end result is the best of the Pierce Brosnan James Bond films
to date.
The film starts out, boldly, with the super suave spy being captured,
tortured (over what might be the best Bond title sequence yet) and imprisoned
in North Korea for eighteen months. Hungry, exhausted and sporting a Count
of Monte Cristo beard, he finally gets out, not by using some high-tech
gizmo to escape in a hail of gunplay but, instead, by being released after
he essentially begs his captors to kill him. Brought back to England,
he is disavowed and told to turn in his license to kill. This is not the
James Bond we've become accustomed to.
The mission that gets Bond imprisoned comes to a head in a harrowing
hovercraft chase over the landmines of a demilitarized zone. Not only
is it an homage to the boat adventure Bond had in Live and Let Die,
but it's also thrilling to watch on its own merits. Nobody is dumb enough
to think that James Bond is actually going to die, but what the great
Bond films did was somehow manage to trick the audience, if just for a
second, into thinking he wasn't going to make it. This has been accomplished
with less frequency over the years, to the point where Bond has often
been turned into Wile E. Coyote lately, falling off hot-air balloons but
still emerging with every hair in place. Not here, however - Tamahori
bangs his hero up and throws him around, intelligently building the chase
to a feverish pitch that starts things out with a bang.
That chase, the imprisonment and Bond's subsequent stay in a spy hospital
might be the best twenty minutes of this franchise since the Roger Moore
days. After this point the film is still very good, but the originality
factor isn't quite as high. Bond goes on the lam to find a mysterious
evildoer named Zao (Rick Yune, The Fast and the Furious), who has
diamonds embedded in his face from an earlier confrontation the two men
had. This leads him to Cuba, where he encounters a sexy admirer named
Jinx (Halle Berry). Berry's character is clearly cut from the same mold
as Dr. No's Honey Ryder (right down to the bathing suit), and you know
that she's not your typical Bond girl when she walks up to the spy and
practically forces him into the bedroom. The dialogue between the
two of them is absolutely drowning in sexual innuendo, and it accomplishes
the primary goal in any Bond film - to make the men envious. What better
way to make a man wish they were James Bond than to have Halle Berry look
at his nether region and seductively remark, "That's a mouthful"?
Berry provides a welcomed distraction from the plot details, which are
as contradictory and nonsensical as they are in most Bond films. Zao and
his boss, who may or may not be the Richard Branson-esque billionaire
adventurer Gustav Graves (Toby Stephens, Possession), have a plan
involving secret identities that plays like something out of another lame
Mission Impossible movie. And the fact that their quest for world
domination revolves around a machine that's going to go into space and
control the weather? C'mon, that gimmick is such a bad guy cliche that
"The Simpsons" even had Mr. Burns do it a couple of seasons
ago.
This movie works, however, and there are two reasons why: Berry and Tamahori.
Berry's contribution is the more obvious, but the grace with which the
director hits upon all the touchstones of the film series on his own terms
cannot be understated. He brings a distinctive, thoughtful flavor to Bond
conventions that lesser directors have often just gone through the motions
with: 007's scenes with recurring characters Q (John Cleese), M (Judi
Dench) and Moneypenny (Samantha Bond) are playful and capitalize on the
well-established relationship he has with each; the gadgets in the car
are used in ways that are extreme but not campy; the fight scenes are
creative and involve the environment of the combatants (particularly the
savage swordfight between Brosnan and Stephens); even the evil ice fortress
is its own spectacle, yet still owes something to the lairs of madmen
who have long-since been snuffed out by 007.
The flaws of the film lie with the aforementioned head-scratcher of a
script (I actually overheard one critic leaving the film who completely
misunderstood the bad guy's true identity) and some poor casting choices.
Yune makes for an intimidating, physically distinct villain in the vein
of Jaws and Oddjob and it's a good thing he does, because Stephens is
about as vanilla as they come. The role of Graves should have been filled
with a more commanding presence, someone who could break free of the Bond-bad
guy shackles. That doesn't happen with Stephens' by-the-book characterization,
however. BBC television star Rosamund Pike, as fellow spy Miranda Frost,
also brings little to her character besides the appropriate physical beauty
of a Bond girl. The casting decision that really slows the film to a grinding
halt, however, is a cameo by Madonna as a fencing instructor. It would
be impossible for me to write anything here that hasn't already been said
about the singer's inability to act - but when she spits out the double
entendres in her scene it doesn't rev your engine so much as it makes
you want to go get a penicillin shot.
On the opposite side of the coin is Michael Madsen (Donnie Brasco)
who, as U.S. Intelligence Agent Falco, gets little else to do but sit
at a desk and tell Jinx what mission to go on next. He might not have
the greatest range as an actor, but Madsen does possess a certain cool
that makes him a throwback to the days of McQueen, Mitchum, Bronson and
the rest, and it's a shame that he's so wasted here. Watching Toby Stephens
struggle to be a challenge for Bond, one can't help but wish that Mr.
Blonde would pull the straight razor out of his boot and go after James
himself.
But despite these shortcomings, Die Another Day is like sitting
behind the wheel of Bond's Aston Martin V12 Vanquish - it's a great ride.
Bond might be getting older, but this film shows that there is still some
life in the old fellow after all.
GRADE: B+
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